Today is it now orange, perhaps maybe red,
Or suppose could it just be green.
Need to know our plight.
Should we hide, the kids and wife?
Memories only fading.
All we ever do see,
Never told when to flee,
We fear things as Tom Ridge ignores our pleas.
All we ever can do,
Pray in a local pew.
Don't have a bunker like the chosen few.
All we ever do hear,
Rumors and if Muslims are there
We fear things, but Tom Ridge really don't care.
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