What A Lucky Man He Was

What A Lucky Man He Was
(Sung to the tune of "Lucky Man" by Emerson, Lake & Palmer")
Guest song parody by Daedalus

(instrumental intro)

Shrub used Dad's contacts.
And buddies by the score.
Texas Air Guard found an opening
For one more.

Oooh, what a lucky man he was.
Oooh, what a lucky man he was.

Spectrum and Harkin,
Both bought up his debt.
A new Rangers stadium,
The taxpayers were bled.

Oooh, what a lucky man he was.
Oooh, what a lucky man he was.

Aaaah!

(musical interlude, representing the passing of time)

Jeb scrubbed the rolls
Rigged election for his kin.
High Court blessed George
Just how low can the GOP sink?

Oooh, what a lucky man he was.
Oooh, what a lucky man he was.

Planes brought Twin Towers down.
His polls rose as we cried.
Hit the "Trifecta."
New war, debt and rights now denied.

Oooh, what a lucky man he was.
Oooh, what a lucky man he was.

Aaaah!

Here is an earlier version of this parody: What A Lucky Man, The Shrub
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