They Won't See Me

They Won't See Me
(Sung to the tune of "You Won't See Me" by the Beatles)
Guest song parody by skisics surus, skisics@yahoo.com

When they signed me up
For guard duty,
My dad pulled strings,
No shooting for me.
Why do my time when I
Can go do some lines.
And I ignore orders,
And they won't see me (they won't see me)
They won't see me.

I just know that I
Can use Dad to hide
From my superiors.
Their hands are tied.
I don't want to stay,
I just want to play,
And I can smirk away.
And they won't see me (they won't see me)
They won't see me.

Time after time I misused my guard enlistment,
'Cause I know that is Vietnam I'm missin'.

My served days were few
I lost one year.
Keep my records sealed,
Then I have no fear.
Yes, it's been so long
Since I've was gone
And I just smirk along.
'Cause they won't see me (they won't see me).
They won't see me.

Time after time I misused my guard enlistment,
'Cause I know that is Vietnam I'm missin'.

My served days were few,
I lost one year.
Keep my records sealed,
Then I have no fear.
Yes, it's been so long,
Since I've was gone.
And I just smirk along,
'Cause they won't see me (they won't see me).
They won't see me.

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