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You're
Not A Real Man
Oh, Dubya...
I think you and I know very well
You get greedier every day
I always tried to ignore you before
But you are taking my reproductive
rights away.
Suddenly your dumb laws are in my
pants
Trying to be part of everything
I do
You've got me working day and night
Signing petitions, protesting against
you
This is my call to arms coz you
don't play nice
My only chance for equality
And if we lose this election, I
think I could die
Oh, say you won't always be my pResident
Your intellect don't ‘xactly shine
Please don't take forever leaving
You've wasted ‘nough of my time
You're not a real man...
You're not a real man to
me.
You're not a real man,
You're not a real man to
me...
Not a real man, P.U.
There are storied families so rich,
it's true
People so in love with themselves
like you
Tyrants and monarchies I say to
myself
And history can't repeat itself.
Reflecting how little I think of
you
And thinking about your GOP cronie-men
You'd set women back a thousand
years
Well, I won't stand for that again.
As a human cannonball is the only
way you should fly
It is a really good way to go
And if we lose this election, I
think I could die
Oh say you won't always be my president
Your intellect don't ‘xactly shine
Please don't take forever leaving
You've wasted ‘nough of my time
You're not a real man...
You're not a real man to
me.
You're not a real man,
You're not a real man to
me...
Not a real man, P.U.
(repeat refrain and fade)
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